onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it


corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend


fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 


(Source: ciptochat)


Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no

evxlution:

people who think I’m beautiful:

1. nobody
2. nobody
3. nobody
4. nobody
5. my mom


ekisaleks:

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

Cube tits got hot

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular)


moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
image


drive-ride-drive:

I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was

hey this one can’t run away


wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

image



rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable


chocolaty:

whenever i eat yogurt i stand in front of a mirror and pretend im in a commercial

(Source: chocolaty)


jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

(Source: chiltons-tum)


(Source: kyousaya)