✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ friendly reminder to

henteye:

suck my dick


humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”


shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people


After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
(via cexjay)

(Source: sensxal-bliss)


shitphan:

when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them 

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(Source: movedtojackhowarcl)


sharingneedles:

i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake


tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed


sorryidontswim:

I wonder what my friends say about me when i’m not around because i’m sure it’s not nice things


dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph)


sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

(Source: bircls)


hot actors with hot siblings are so important


vinebox:

420


clamjob:

i want to sit on a rooftop with you at 2 in the morning and listen to your favorite songs and talk about how pretty the stars are


thehemings:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

d-elenda:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you

well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world

Yeah it would because all they would write is

  • everything

Do you even know how smooth that was

(Source: l0stkeys)


how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents)