(Source: propanepimp)


smalltownsquirrel:

do i really like this boy or just the idea of having a boyfriend: a novel by me


humorful:

my dad just said “i cant even”

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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”


(Source: aaronanimated)


betterthankanyebitch:

me: what’s for dinner?

mom: mcdonalds

me

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me at age 12: ew older men
now: wow he's only 30?

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

(Source: fruitpacks)


gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life


poppedamalikimsweating:

This is the only sex gif I will ever reblog

poppedamalikimsweating:

This is the only sex gif I will ever reblog


sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.


tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash


(Source: softsubs)


rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner


beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about