thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat)


zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school


rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

(Source: clurex)


supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.


nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real


superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me


soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER


colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme)


kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie


752322:

mga2:

752322:

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

(Source: 107409-archive-i-remade)


annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention


welcome to my twisted ass

(Source: slimydad)


dickroulette:

Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

dickroulette:

Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

(Source: dickroulette.tumblr.com )


singitforsaintjimmy:

the good thing about fall out boy is you can play them in the car with your parents and they dont know patrick is cussing or singing about sex because all they hear is werekjwwknzewdown;lngl;uanwncockitglwjrnplg pull it


(Source: habbomemez)