brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy


jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(Source: fingerblaster113)


to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma)


pityreblogs:

sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving


mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”


stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis)


foxnewsofficial:

stop being too cool to enjoy things


lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping


bunrobot:

"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"image


samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.


miscaitlin:

I want someone to fall asleep on tbh


pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade


u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles)


the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

image

(Source: droqo)


ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

(Source: ammit420)